Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dear Reporter: Looking for a Story about 9/11?


If you're looking for a story for the 7th anniversary of 9/11, you can interview one of the following people:

But you just want to cover nonsensical stories of McCain and Obama threatening to "get" Osama Bin Laden and fight the "war on terror" more effectively, don't you?

Oh well, that's why your company is losing viewers and readers ... people want real news!

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